whatever…

tom HATES it when i say “whatever”! if we were to ever argue – which i find hard to even imagine – i would THINK that one of the most irritating things i could do would be to say “whatever”. i am GUESSING that it would make him really mad if he said something to me and i responded with “whatever”.

so i finish this piece – which incidentally took GOBS of work!!! it is now a lovely cream and distressed china cabinet…backed with black brown and cream fabric (should look good no matter what your color scheme is!). and i start fixing it up to take a picture….and tom comes in. “whatcha doin’?” he says. now, i have done this very thing about a thousand times now….fix something so i can take a photo….but i resist the urge to say “making baked alaska” or “attempting to cross the Nile” and instead say “staging this china cabinet so i can take a photo of it for my website”. at this point tom informs me that if i post a china cabinet it will be false advertising, as i have no china! i again resist my first thought which is to say “and whose fault is that?????” – remember the last china cabinet post? that should make sense to you if you read that….if not….um…how come????) instead, i reply “what am i supposed to do then DEAR??” and he says….”tell the truth. we eat on paper plates every night. so in OUR home….this is a chinette cabinet!” whoooooo – isn’t he insanely funny?

“WHATEVER!!”

price: $287″
dimensions: across 56 deep 18 tall 74